I am the Rafiq of the Assassin’s Bureau in Jerusalem.  How in the world did I get conned into providing fanservice for a bunch of little fangirls in the 21st century?

((Because I have blackmail c:))

Ah yes, that’s right.

((Picture by The-Hybrid92 on DeviantArt))

I am the Rafiq of the Assassin’s Bureau in Jerusalem.  How in the world did I get conned into providing fanservice for a bunch of little fangirls in the 21st century?

((Because I have blackmail c:))

Ah yes, that’s right.

((Picture by The-Hybrid92 on DeviantArt))

It’s been gloomy lately…

It doesn’t rain often in Jerusalem… And when it does, the roof leaks. -getting out the tools to fix the leaks- I need to get people who can take care of the maintenance.

Ah Kadar… such fond memories… he was always so cheerful, even when something went wrong and optimistic enough for the both of us.  Yes, I forgave the Nov— Altaïr for his death, but Kadar was my little brother.  I feel like I failed him for not being able to prevent what happened.  I know I should move on, and I have mostly, but… I’ll miss him, I always will.  I can’t let that go.

((Picture by Lucifello on DeviantArt))

Ah Kadar… such fond memories… he was always so cheerful, even when something went wrong and optimistic enough for the both of us.  Yes, I forgave the Nov— Altaïr for his death, but Kadar was my little brother.  I feel like I failed him for not being able to prevent what happened.  I know I should move on, and I have mostly, but… I’ll miss him, I always will.  I can’t let that go.

((Picture by Lucifello on DeviantArt))

In-game, yes, these are exactly my thoughts because, honestly? The Novice isn’t the brightest of people.  Also it’s funny.

((Image by ScytheDancer of Deviant Art

Gah, I’m running out of funny pictures orz))

In-game, yes, these are exactly my thoughts because, honestly? The Novice isn’t the brightest of people.  Also it’s funny.

((Image by ScytheDancer of Deviant Art

Gah, I’m running out of funny pictures orz))

thundercracked:

Okay, I’m about to geek out for a second. Please excuse me. I’M A STUPID WRITER, DAMMIT! XD So, I’m reading this assignment for class which is by Stephen Crane and I … cannot get over his language. I am CRYING over his descriptions of things. Just CRYING.

Cases in point:

  1. At last, the father…

((-snorts- I should not be laughing this hard at 2 in the morning, but good Lord… X’D I can’t breathe…))

((OOC: I feel like a more boring Indiana Jones))

((So I’m sifting through articles and what have you, searching for stuff on Rome, and I feel like Indiana Jones… minus the cool magical artifacts, Nazis, whip, and I am most certainly not Harrison Ford (a girl can dream, right?).  I guess it’s okay if I hum the theme song while picking apart JSTOR, right?

On another note… just what is the difference between MLA and Chicago citation styles besides word order? :I Everyone’s so picky about what you use…

Pointless post is pointless.  Also, Indy eyecandy.  Unfortunately, I have no idea who created the image so I can’t credit it.  If anyone knows, feel free to shoot me a message so I can.

du-da-du-du du-da-du~))

We should swap skypes, if you're up for it))

((I don’t have one unfortunately… I’m sorry…))

Assassin’s Creed OCs are a veritable GOLDMINE

fuckyeahmarysues:

pretty simple concept … I needet a new Desktop oqo …. xDD

hargh noooo I wanted to draw a Anto x Altair moment becauuuusseee I wanted to show you theire realationship o-o” ?! xD

hrmn well I’ll upload my Manga because a few ppl asked me to do so. As u all know I’m perv , so I’ll have to CENSORE som pages ( hrmn DevArt police and so on ) !

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Hope U’ll still be interessted in it D: !

Poor Maria… always getting axed by the Sues.  Poor Novice too for having to put up with them when he’s not slashed with me.

ask-christopher:

bother-malik:

ask-christopher:

My buddy dresses up as a clown for a living. He somehow managed to make me cover for him while he checked up on a few things, so I ended up hosting some kid’s birthday party.

Now I know why I never want them.

Oh, you get used to them. Somehow. It’s kind of like going into…

Oh yea…I can…uh, relate. I guess? I kind of prefer saving lives over taking them.

Long story short.  It’s awkward… and head-ache inducing.

ask-christopher:

My buddy dresses up as a clown for a living. He somehow managed to make me cover for him while he checked up on a few things, so I ended up hosting some kid’s birthday party.

Now I know why I never want them.

Oh, you get used to them.  Somehow.  It’s kind of like going into your first real assassination: terrifying and life-threatening, but once you finally kill the target and evade the guards and make it back to Masyaf alive and in one piece, it gets easier.

But then, I only ever had one.